I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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