That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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