At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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