went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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