oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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