i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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