i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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