Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think people are normalizing furries
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
