He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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