He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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