We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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