You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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