On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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