how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
