She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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