i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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