Already got asked if we're dating
did you get engaged???
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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