return my video game
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He better not be in your backpack
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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