All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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