There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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