then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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