White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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