Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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