i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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