Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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