I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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