He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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