when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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