Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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