Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Shame - the story of my life.
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