I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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