Your dad touched me again.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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