try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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