I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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