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what?
penguin condom
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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