Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
my liver is dry heaving
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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