..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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