I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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