this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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