i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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