i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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