Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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