Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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