hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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