if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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