That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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