he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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