I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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