I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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