Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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