why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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