You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
