Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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