i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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