no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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