You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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