Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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