yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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