I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
we have officially lost it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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