We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
try to milk me bitch
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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