oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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